DOWN AND DIRTY

HISTORY OF HYGIENE

Around the First Century BC, people went to the loo together and shared a common sponge for wiping themselves.

"Hey Karen, will you pass me that poo covered sponge so I can wipe MY behind now?"

PAPER OF THE PAST

Toilet paper - the next step in our hygienic evolution. It's a thin, wasteful sheet separating your hand from your poop. It clogs pipes.

It kills trees.

Far more water is used to produce toilet paper than it is to wash your behind with our bidet attachment.

 

Time for something better?

TREAT YOUR PEACH

Welcome to the modern world. 

Sit your booty down on our heated seat where you can enjoy the luxury of having a warm stream of water gently wash your bottom.

 

After you wash, let the built in dryer do its job. We guarantee this to be the most pleasurable, sanitary and refreshing way to wash.